THE DARK SUCKER THEORY

Hopefully this will clear up a lot of questions in your mind and opens up new visage for thought.

For years, it was believed that light was emitted from an electric light bulb. Recently, information had proven otherwise--dark is sucked into the bulb! Therefore, the bulb is a Dark Sucker!

There are many types of dark suckers, The largest manufactures of dark suckers are General Electric and Sylvania. Some modern dark sucker utilize solid power to operate properly. Solid power units can be purchased from EverReady,Exide and Duracell.

The Dark Sucker Theory proves the existence of dark suckers as well as proving that dark is heavier than light. Some examples are as follows:

ELECTRIC BULBS

There is less dark near the electric bulb that at a distance of 100 feet. When operating, therefore, the bulb is sucking dark and can be classified as a dark sucker. The larger the dark sucker, the greater the distance it can suck dark. The larger the dark sucker, the greater it's capacity of dark sucking. The dark sucking capabilities are evident when the dark sucker has reached it's capacity and will no longer suck dark. Notice the dark area on the inside portion of the dark sucker. The larger the dark sucker, the larger the area of dark found within. The type of dark sucker can be made directional by placing a shield around the portion of the unit or behind it. This will prevent dark from entering that side, thereby extending the range of the dark sucker on the unprotected/unshielded side.

CANDLES - PRIMITIVE DARK SUCKERS

There is more dark 30 feet from a lighted candle than there is at a distance of three feet. Proof of it's dark sucking capabilities is relatively simple. Examine a new, unused candle. Notice that the center is not dark. Ignite the center core, and allow the center to burn for approximately five minutes. Notice that the center core is a dark sucker protected by a soft insulator to extend it's life expectancy and maintain rigidity. To verify that this primitive dark sucker is operating properly, ignite the center core and allow it to burn for a minimum of two minutes. Pass a clean pencil over the center core. Notice there is no dark on the pencil. Pass the pencil over the top, right to left, at approximately 1/2-inch above the center core. The pencil has blocked the path of the dark being sucked into the core of the dark sucker (the pencil now had a darken area). The type of dark sucker is very primitive and does not suck dark any great distances nor does it have a very large capacity.

Notice also that when the candle is extinguished, the center core is covered with dark that had been collected. This is concentrated dark that has been collected by the dark sucking power of the center core.

SOLID POWER UNITS

Dark sucker solid power units may be purchased locally at a variety of outlets. Size does not determine the life expectancy of the dark sucker solid power units. These solid power units work with many modern dark suckers, and absorb dark from the dark sucker. The absorbed dark is converted to solid power within the unit.

An example of the conversation of dark into solid power is the automobile of today. Notice an automobile in use during the dark hours. Two large dark suckers are located in the front and are variable. On the rear, there are two smaller dark suckers with red filters, and you will notice are required to remove a percentage of red and yellow from the total dark so as to energize the solid power units.

The solid power unit permits the automobile to be utilized during hours of no dark by the dark it had absorbed. The solid power unit has a dark interior. This can be proven by cutting your automobile solid power unit in half.

DARK IS HEAVIER THAN LIGHT

Dark always settles to the bottom of a lake or river. The next time you are swimming in a river or lake, submerge yourself just below the surface of the water and you will notice and absence of dark. Lower yourself to 15 feet below the surface and you will notice a degree of darkness even on a bright, sunny day. Lower yourself to 50 feet or more below the surface and you are in total dark. The dark has settled to the bottom, therefore, it is heavier than light. Modern technology has allowed us to utilize the dark that has settled to the bottom of rivers. The dark is passed through turbines which push it down river to the ocean. The ocean had a large capacity for storage of dark and is a common safe storage location. As the dark is passed through a turbine, a percent of solid power is removed and transmitted to various short term storage plants for many uses.

Prior to turbines, it was more difficult to move dark from rivers to storage areas suck as deep lakes or the ocean. The Indians would paddle their canoes very little and not very deeply if they were going in the direction of the flow of dark so as not to slow it down. However, if they were to travel opposite to the natural flow of dark, they would dig their paddles very deep and rapidly to assist the flow of dark to it's ocean resting place.

DARK IS FASTER THAN LIGHT

If you open a drawer very slowly, you will notice that the light goes into the drawer (you can see this happen). You cannot see the dark leave the drawer. Continue to open the drawer and see the light continue to enter the drawer; however, you will not see any dark leave the drawer. This proves that dark is faster than light.

Go into the closet, close the door, and turn off the dark sucker. Have a friend open the door about one inch. Your friend will not see any dark leave the closet, nor will you. Have your friend open the door until half the closet is dark and half is light. Since two objects cannot occupy the same place at the same time, you do not feel any change in pressure by compressing the dark. It is therefore logical is assume that dark is faster than light.

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